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Post by GuillerMocky on Jun 1, 2011 12:20:56 GMT -5
AND NOW tell me, what burns?"WITCHES!!" WITCHES!!! WITCHES!!!" yeah yeah, but, what else burns, apart from witches?
"MORE WITCHES!!" "wood!!" and now tell me, why do witches burn??*silence....* "cuz...they..are made of...wood?" good! and now, how do we tell if she is, made of wood?"BUILD A BRIDGE OF OUT O HER!!!" AHH, but can you also make bridges out of stone?"oh... oh yeah..oh" well tell me, do wood sinks?no?.. NO!! NOOO! IT FLOATS!! IT FLOOOATS!! TROWN HERE INTO THE POND!!!!" YEEEAAAAH" what also floats, in water?
BREAD!! APPLES!! VERY SMALL ROCKS! CIDER!! GRAVY! CHERRYS!! CHURCHES!! LEAD! LEAD!! A DUCK!Exactly. So, logically...If she weighed the same as a duck....... she's made of... wood? And therefore...??A WITCH! A WIIIITCH WITCH WITCH!! (they put the girl and the duck on a balance, and they weight the same and the hopeless girl says) its a fat duck
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