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Post by minisaiyan on Apr 25, 2011 15:45:23 GMT -5
I just wanted to here some funny stuff .. so people please share your funny or in some cases not so funny jokes ...
Ill help and get things started ...
How do you get pikachu you on the bus ?
You Pok-e-mon (This was a not so funny joke lol)
Please share ...
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Post by minisaiyan on Apr 25, 2011 15:55:02 GMT -5
I got 1 more and i kindof like this 1 its a lil bit clever ..
What 3 birds can count to 3 in spanish?
Artic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres
Lol
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Post by pikamew on Apr 25, 2011 15:57:53 GMT -5
What do you get if you cross a pikachu with a haunter?
a Pikaboo
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Post by Corro on Apr 25, 2011 21:53:41 GMT -5
Some of these are mildly funny to just plain cheesy, but here it goes!
What's Pikachu's favorite dance?
The electric slide
What did the Pichu say to Pikachu?
I love you watts and watts
How did the first person to discover electric Pokemon feel?
Shocked!
What's cuter than one Pikachu?
Two Pikachu
Why is Zapdos so dangerous?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Raichu!
Raichu who?
Bless you! Do you need a tissue?
What do you get if you put a parrot into a washing machine?
A poliwhirl!
How do you make a Pikablu?
Make a Pikachu hold its breath!
What do you call a chocolate Pikachu?
A SHOCKOLAT PIKACHU!
When do you take your Pokémon to the doctor?
When it's Koffing
Name a low fat Pokémon.
Butterfree
What did Pikachu say when it was playing hide'n'seek with Togepi?
Peek-a-choo!
What did Pikachu say when he saw Ash fall over a cliff?
Pikachu [that's all he can say]
Why didn't Chikorita cross the road?
Because it was chicken.
What do you get when you cross a Pikachu with a pizza parlor?
Pizzachu
Which Pokémon came from a different planet?
Venus-saur!
Which is the grumpiest Pokémon?
Krabby!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivysaur
Ivysaur who?
I've a sore knuckle from knocking and knocking.
What Pokemon has the flu?
Pika-achoo!
What Pokemon acts like a train?
PIKA-CHU-CHU
What do Pokémon say to people who stare at them?
Why don't you take a Pik-cha, it'll last longer!
Why did the boy throw a bucket of water on a kingdra?
To see kingdra use waterfall!
What pokemon spells snake and kobra backwards?
Arbok and Ekans.
Why would a Golduck be a good soccer player?
Because it's always kicking goals! (Goal-Duck)
What do naughty Pikachu do?
Peek-at-chu!
What did the Mewtwo say to the Gastly?
Get a life!
Why don't Jynx get dates very often?
They are said to be as cold as ice.
What is Pikachu's favorite pie?
Pikan pie!
What Pokemon is most likely to have a brother?
A Slowbro!
What does Slowpoke do for excercise?
He chases parked cars!
What do you call a mean Pikachu?
A Punkachu!
What Pokemon is good at geography?
A Geodude!
What did the Pokemon teacher say to the Pokemon trainer when he just walked in the door?
Rhy-don (right on) time!
Why doesn't the toxic pokemon exercise?
Because it would end up coughing and wheezing!
What is the shortest distance in the pokemon world?
A Hoppip, Skiploom, and Jumpluff away!
What is the worlds strongest pokemon?
Igglybuff!
Who is the sportscaster of the pokemon world?
ESPeoN!
Which pokemon is the most heavily guarded?
Forretress!
Which plant-type pokemon is in the most pain?
Ivysaur!
What is the strangest meal in the pokemon world?
An oddish!
What pokemon is very comfy and squeaks when you fluff it?
A Piloswine!
Which pokemon stops things from leaking?
A seal!
What makes a loud noise, and collects water in the morning?
A Dewgong!
Other than Snorlax, which is the sleepiest pokemon?
A Yanma!
Which pokemon disappears on hot days?
Vaporeon!
Which pokemon is the most depressed?
A Weepinbell!
How do you get rid of vermin?
I-Raticate them!
Which pokemon owns a tree-growing business?
A Pine-co!
What pokemon eats alligators?
A Croconaw!
Which pokemon likes to visit animals?
A Zubat!
Which pokemon would you hate to see in your garden?
A Weedle!
How do you catch a unique Pokemon?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame one?
Tame way.
Why shouldn't you take a shower around a Pokemon?
They might Pikachu.
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Post by Justin the MissingNo. on Apr 26, 2011 4:35:32 GMT -5
What's the best part of a Hitmonchan's joke?
The Punch line.
Why was the Slowpoke surprised?
It was Alakazamed by the knowledge
Guy 1: Hey, have I told you the Pokerus joke?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: I shouldn't tell it, you'll probably spread it.
What do you call a smart baby duck?
A wise Ducklett
How do you make a milkshake?
By sticking a Miltank in the freezer.
Why aren't Klangs scared?
They have nerves of steel.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hoot
Hoot, who?
So you DO know your Pokemon!
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Post by chaihai on Apr 27, 2011 0:19:47 GMT -5
I have no idea why but the ash falling off a cliff one made me laughXD!!!!
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Post by slavvek on May 3, 2011 13:21:52 GMT -5
Why I'm not laughing??
1: I'm from Poland - Every polish guy smiles when you say "Goo" or "Fu*k".
2: I don't translate jokes.I can't understand it.
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Post by danceparty on May 28, 2011 12:00:49 GMT -5
What pokemon is good if you're on a diet?
Vanillite
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Post by KindSoul類魂 on May 28, 2011 12:02:58 GMT -5
Why I'm not laughing?? 1: I'm from Poland - Every polish guy smiles when you say "Goo" or "Fu*k". 2: I don't translate jokes.I can't understand it. Same here, I dont laugh at most of those jokes because I dont understand them, since i'm from Brazil xD |
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